1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:06,840 GIRLS CHAT AND LAUGH 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,919 Oh, that's so funny. 3 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,319 Did you see the one on the group chat the other day? 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,799 Oh, stop. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,520 SHE GROANS 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,559 Two seconds. 7 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,039 I'm going to send it to Sally. 8 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,919 What, Sally-Anne from jujitsu? 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,319 - Yeah. - Oh, my God, I love her! 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,479 She's so good, so good. 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,479 She was saying about how she misses you so much. 12 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,839 Stop. I love her. 13 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,759 Hi. I'm here for my 12-week scan. 9:15. 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,719 - Lisa? - That's right, yeah. 15 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,399 Date of birth? 16 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,519 4th March, 1990. 17 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,119 And the first line of your address? 18 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,759 Flat 96, Lawson Court. 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,920 Did you want to purchase any photos? 20 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,159 Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there. 21 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,720 Thank you. Yeah. 22 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:16,480 WOMAN SOBS 23 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,119 First line of your address? 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,039 Flat 96, Lawson Court. 25 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,279 - And you're...? - 12 weeks, three days. 26 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,559 - Lovely. - Well, let's get you... 27 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,879 We've actually had a...bit of a journey. 28 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:40,999 Haven't we? 29 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,399 I, er... We've...we've had three losses. 30 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,799 Oh. OK. 31 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,959 And one of them was actually at the... 32 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:52,319 We had a missed miscarriage at 12 weeks, so... 33 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,439 OK. Yep. 34 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,359 We're...we're a bit nervous. 35 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,159 OK. No problem. 36 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,479 Do you want to get on the bed? 37 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,319 Thanks, yeah. 38 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,639 Her...her back's been a little bit... 39 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,680 - It's fine. - Yep. 40 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,840 - Do you...? - Mm-mm. 41 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,159 Will you tell us as soon as, like...? 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,079 I'll have a look and then, as soon as I can, 43 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,519 I will let you know how things are looking. 44 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,960 Thank you. 45 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,200 OK. 46 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,719 GLOVES SQUEAK 47 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,279 Right. 48 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,320 Put that on here. 49 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,679 Would you like to watch the scan? 50 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,119 - Yes, please. - Yeah? - Yeah. 51 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,200 Thanks. 52 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,080 This'll be a bit cold. 53 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,879 How's this pregnancy been? 54 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,719 - I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I? - Yeah. 55 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,479 But I...I'm still feeling quite sick, so... 56 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,319 Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there, 57 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,119 so you're bound to have a bit of cramping. 58 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,479 Let's have a look, shall we? 59 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,799 The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at. 60 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,679 I'll need to take some measurements, 61 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,319 and it can take me a while to find Baby, 62 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,999 but I will let you know what I find as soon as I can, OK? 63 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,359 - Thank you. - OK. 64 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,280 Sorry. 65 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,400 OK. 66 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,159 How...how does it look? 67 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,320 One moment, please. 68 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,679 SHE CRIES 69 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,439 Is... 70 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,160 Er, we'd like...we'd like to know if everything's OK. 71 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:00,840 RAPID HEARTBEAT ON MONITOR 72 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,960 Is... 73 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:12,759 HE LAUGHS FALTERINGLY 74 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,479 THEY LAUGH AND CRY 75 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,559 76 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,719 with you 77 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,400 syllable 78 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,320 79 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,400 80 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,799 like a volcano 81 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:53,119 for this love to go... 82 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,559 THEY LAUGH AND CRY 83 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:02,119 and a microphone 84 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:07,319 for this love to go... 85 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,160 - LAUGHING: - Oh, bloody hell. 86 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,239 Is...is it OK? 87 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,160 Oh, it's more than OK. 88 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,119 DEVICE BEEPS 89 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,479 Morning, love. 90 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,640 Sleep well? 91 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,119 Yes, I slept well. 92 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,359 Mum, did you sleep well? 93 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,039 THEY LAUGH 94 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,599 Why are you so obsessed with how I slept? 95 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,680 HE CHUCKLES 96 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,279 Shall I bring your bags down? 97 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,679 You're so funny. 98 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,159 I can bring my own bags down, thanks, Dad. 99 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,719 I'm driving myself to university. 100 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,639 I think I can bring my bags down. 101 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,040 DAD LAUGHS 102 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,250 I'm sorry. 103 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,079 He's your father. 104 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,760 There's nothing I can do. 105 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:22,119 Right, I've got everything you need. 106 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,039 I've got KitKats, I've got doughnuts, 107 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,839 I've got orange Fanta, I've got lemon Fanta. 108 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,240 I've made cakes. 109 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,079 Nothing for the cakes? Wow, OK. 110 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,360 Huh. 111 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,000 GAMES CONSOLE BEEPS 112 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:07,400 GAME BLEEPS AND BLOOPS 113 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,200 Let me know if you fancy some cake. 114 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,599 - Congratulations! - Oh, thank you. 115 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,799 How are you feeling? 116 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,279 Er, yeah, not too great, to be honest. 117 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,679 "Not too great to be honest". 118 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,240 Oh, I just love it! 119 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,239 SHE LAUGHS 120 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,719 Yeah, no, I'm actually feeling really terrible. 121 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,319 THEY LAUGH 122 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,439 No, it's... Seriously. 123 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,760 It's awful. 124 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,760 THEY LAUGH 125 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,679 Just a...a glass of ice, please. 126 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,400 Oh, a pint. 127 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,239 A pint glass of ice? 128 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,639 - Two. - Really? 129 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,879 Yep. 130 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,400 And, er, two pint glasses of ice. 131 00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:46,879 Have I told you about when I gave birth? 132 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,119 You have, yeah. 133 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,999 Yeah, erm... 134 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,399 The doctors were actually amazed by my placenta. 135 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,360 - Mm. LAUGHING: - Yeah. 136 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,840 Oh... 137 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,040 MONITOR DISTORTS BRIEFLY 138 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,560 MONITOR DISTORTS 139 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:32,120 RAPID HEARTBEAT ON MONITOR 140 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,120 - Ham sandwiches? - Yeah. 141 00:10:43,121 --> 00:10:46,919 I'm just trying to think of some meals I know how to make. 142 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,839 Good one. 143 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,719 So what's that? Ham, butter, bread... 144 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,799 - Yep. - Crisps. 145 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,240 Yeah. 146 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,439 OK. 147 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,920 Dinners. 148 00:11:03,451 --> 00:11:07,359 I was literally just around the corner. 149 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,319 We've been here 15 minutes. 150 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,959 You're hilarious. 151 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,519 Just text me. 152 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,359 Wow, OK, so you actually want me to get here later 153 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,839 because you want me to stop rushing and text you? 154 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,959 I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not? 155 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,840 Cos I'm getting very mixed messages. 156 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,519 We're actually, erm... 157 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,120 We're going to go out. 158 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,510 There's so many potholes in the road. 159 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,639 The little holes in the road - 160 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,920 they call them potholes. 161 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,040 The council are supposed to fill them in. 162 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,679 But do we really want the council to divert resources 163 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,919 away from hospitals and the educational services 164 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,080 to fill a load of holes in the roads? 165 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,960 It's tricky. 166 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,840 Careful, please. 167 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,280 Just be careful, yeah? 168 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,959 Ah, Jesus. OK, that's... 169 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,639 Come down now, Daniel. That's enough. 170 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,560 No. That's enough. 171 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,200 Do you ever bite the bottom? 172 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,920 Really? 173 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,039 You've never done it? 174 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,520 Hmm! 175 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,360 You bite the bottom... 176 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,320 ..and then you suck it... 177 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,679 You know, like... 178 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,240 You know straws, yeah? 179 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,000 Just like a straw. 180 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,040 Mm-hm. 181 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,760 And suck it. 182 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,720 Let me see. 183 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,079 It's coming. 184 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,480 Be patient. 185 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,160 You're good at that. 186 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,799 Did you see my email? 187 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,399 Er, yep. Sorry. 188 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,279 You can turn it into a pdf, yeah? And send it on. 189 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,880 Of course, yeah. 190 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,559 If you could just reply when I email you... 191 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,599 Absolutely. 192 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,960 Yep. 193 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,480 SHE RETCHES 194 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:54,519 What's a muslin? 195 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,510 If you want to speak to me, come in here! 196 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,519 You going to eat all that? 197 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,840 Have you seen the size of my piles? 198 00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:13,239 - LAUGHING: - I don't want to hear about... 199 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,119 I don't want to hear about your piles. 200 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,079 - SHE LAUGHS - I don't want to hear about... 201 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,919 Don't want to hear about your piles. 202 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,440 SHE GIGGLES 203 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,960 I think it's just like a cloth. 204 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,480 What, a tea-towel? 205 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,919 Yeah. 206 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,039 So, it's...it's a tea-towel. 207 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,519 No, it's made with, like, special, soft... 208 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,079 It's a tea-towel. 209 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,479 They call it a muslin and charge you three times as much. 210 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,799 It's not a tea-towel! 211 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,920 - What do you use it for? - Just... 212 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,730 Just, like... 213 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,720 ..wiping, like, sick and stuff. 214 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,680 Jesus! 215 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,240 The baby's going to be sick on you. 216 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,080 Jesus. 217 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,999 Sick and dribble. 218 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,839 THEY CHUCKLE 219 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,239 We'll be mopping, like, piss and shit... 220 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,239 - Oh, fucking hell. - What? 221 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,600 - Lisa? - Yes. 222 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,559 Mm, fingers... 223 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,840 - Oh, my God, the fingers, yeah. - Uh-huh. 224 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,839 THEY LAUGH 225 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,679 So busy. 226 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,199 I think we're in trouble here. 227 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,599 THEY CHUCKLE 228 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,639 OK, so, two hands, 229 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:58,319 five fingers on each hand, two feet, ten toes. 230 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,159 Oh, my God, the toes. 231 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,080 Huh, they're moving a lot. 232 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,399 That's...that's good, isn't it? 233 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,400 It's all what we'd hope to see. 234 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,280 And if you look here... 235 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,679 ..that thing there... 236 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,040 ..that's his willy. 237 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,200 Huh. 238 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,880 HE SNIFFS 239 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,399 HE SOBS 240 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,760 A little boy. 241 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:49,639 HE CRIES 242 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,599 I don't know what's happened to me. 243 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,760 THEY LAUGH 244 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,320 I'm...I'm not going to be like... 245 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,920 I'm not going to be like... 246 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:27,040 "You have to be this, you have to be that." 247 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,560 I've left you a load of biscuit stuff. 248 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,959 I think sometimes dads can be... 249 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,800 Well, not my dad but maybe Dave's dad a little bit... 250 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,960 They can get in the way of you being who you are. 251 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,720 But it's...it's... 252 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,680 What a privilege. 253 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,960 A little boy. 254 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,040 It's the greatest privilege. 255 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,679 So you just whisk up the eggs, flour and milk. 256 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,239 Touch of salt. 257 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,839 And then you have to get the oil hot. 258 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,159 How hot? 259 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,799 Oh, like, hot. 260 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,360 Too hot for you. 261 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,719 How do you know when it's hot enough? 262 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,920 Er, it spits. 263 00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:45,279 Yeah, not a lot of people do that but, er, 264 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,360 it's something I figured out quite early on. 265 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,760 Did you make up this recipe yourself? 266 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,840 Kind of. 267 00:20:56,371 --> 00:21:01,839 You know, I do feel bad for you guys, having to live with Simon. 268 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,239 Hmm! 269 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,600 Poor Mum. I mean, what has she got herself into? 270 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,000 I bet they row quite a lot, don't they? 271 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,719 He was crying the other night. 272 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,439 Who, Simon was? 273 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,879 Was he? 274 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,080 He was crying? 275 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,079 HE LAUGHS 276 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,040 Oh, my God, I love that - Simon crying. 277 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,120 I cry sometimes. 278 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,079 No, you don't. 279 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,839 No, we had a great time. 280 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,679 OK. 281 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,199 I had pancakes. 282 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,040 Really? Wow! 283 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,879 Er, yeah, it's...it's kind of awkward but, er, 284 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,600 he asked if I could stay for lunch. 285 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,199 But I don't want to, erm... 286 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,679 - No. - If Simon's... 287 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,239 Simon's at his mum's. 288 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,799 - Don't worry, I'll... - No, er... No. 289 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,319 Nightlight's in the front pocket... 290 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,879 No, no, it's fine. 291 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,999 Stay. 292 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,600 It's nice that he asked you. 293 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,320 Yeah. 294 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,320 A cabbage? 295 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,519 Bloody hell! 296 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,560 - That's like... - Yeah. 297 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,039 No wonder...no wonder you don't stop moaning. 298 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,599 Fuck you! 299 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,039 THEY LAUGH 300 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,919 Oh, my God, I'm leaking. 301 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,599 THEY LAUGH 302 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,560 You are so sexy. 303 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,480 - Are you here for NCT? - Yeah. 304 00:23:05,221 --> 00:23:08,079 I've got a very good birth plan. 305 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,479 - It is a good one, actually. - I plan to be hiding in the pub. 306 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,439 - That's my birth plan. - He probably will as well! 307 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,490 THEY LAUGH 308 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,639 - We've been doing hypnobirthing, haven't we? - Yeah. 309 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,239 I want to go for a lotus birth, er, 310 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,319 because I really think you should. 311 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,120 - Whereas I'm really, erm... - WHISPERS: - Don't say it. 312 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,160 I can say it. 313 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,000 Hmm. 314 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,280 I'm really interested in vaginal seeding. 315 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,479 I've made a playlist. 316 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,919 Erm, you're going to give birth on all fours, aren't you? 317 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,679 Like an animal. 318 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,039 Then it's sweets, er, chocolate... 319 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,520 Caffeine for you. 320 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,880 Yeah, I'll need my caffeine. 321 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,600 Erm... 322 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,120 Yeah, er... 323 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,920 No, we haven't really considered it yet, have we? 324 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,880 It's been quite hard to think of it as...er... 325 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,000 ..real. SHE EXHALES HEAVILY 326 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,160 Maternity unit? 327 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,279 Midwife. 328 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280 LAUGHING: Midwifery unit? 329 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,560 What's the difference? 330 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,440 God knows. 331 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,440 HE CHUCKLES 332 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,480 I want there to be doctors. 333 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,719 - Just put doctors. - Yeah. 334 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,479 - Capital letters. LAUGHING: - Yeah. 335 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,880 Doc-tors. 336 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,879 HE CHUCKLES 337 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,359 Tonnes of doctors. All the painkillers. 338 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,959 Just put "Give me the lot." 339 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,360 SHE LAUGHS 340 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,239 Who do I want to be with me during the labour? 341 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,559 My dad? 342 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,599 THEY LAUGH 343 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,159 Good idea, yeah. 344 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,719 Do you think your mum will come? 345 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,519 - LAUGHING: - I can ask her. 346 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,119 I'd love that. 347 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,519 She could just stand there being fucking inane. 348 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,039 Wow! 349 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,680 It'd be perfect. 350 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:35,000 Do you want to be there if it's forceps or vacuum? 351 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,800 Mm? What's vacuum? 352 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,439 The baby is guided out using a cap fitted to its head by suction. 353 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,440 Shut up. 354 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,040 Oh, my God, that's so gross. 355 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,400 Ugh! 356 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,359 - Yeah. - OK, whatever. 357 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,240 Can I get...? 358 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,719 Do we want to use... 359 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:19,199 ..a special LDRP room? 360 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,799 THEY GROAN AND LAUGH 361 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,999 Is there any option for who the fuck knows? 362 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,440 Yeah, there actually is. 363 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,440 - We need to look this up. - Mm. 364 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,839 I think what you really need 365 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:38,839 is for me to spend the birth reminding you to be positive. 366 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,119 SHE LAUGHS 367 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,519 It's weird how that's not an option. 368 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,559 Yeah, I'd love that, actually. 369 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,920 It's just useful to be reminded. 370 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,960 I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen. 371 00:26:58,991 --> 00:27:03,239 Don't be silly. It's all going to fall apart. 372 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,119 You'll have an affair 373 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,880 and we'll end up getting divorced. 374 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,280 I've had hundreds. 375 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,880 Wha-what...what is an... 376 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,160 ..episiotomy? 377 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,240 You don't want to know. 378 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,519 - Hi. - Come in, come in, come in. 379 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,959 Excellent. Many thanks. 380 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,519 Daniel, your dad's here! 381 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,239 Sorry, I'm just on a Zoom. 382 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,199 The Japanese don't seem to notice it's the weekend. 383 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,519 Ah. 384 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,399 DANIEL: I can't find the bag! 385 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,079 Coming! 386 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,879 Could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow? 387 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,599 Like 5:30, 6:00? 388 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,839 We've got a scan. 389 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,319 Absolutely. 390 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,520 She's been a bit anxious since the 12 weeks. 391 00:27:54,521 --> 00:27:58,799 - Have you packed your bazooka? - DANIEL GIGGLES 392 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,919 No! 393 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,999 Have you packed your whisky, your gin, your wine, your beer? 394 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,319 LAUGHING: No! 395 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,439 Oh, I know what you've forgotten. 396 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,999 Have you packed your dog poo? 397 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,440 DANIEL LAUGHS 398 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,640 - Don't do this, mate. - No! 399 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,679 I just cooked that whole meal for you! 400 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,040 - No! - You're being un...bearable! 401 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,079 TABLET CLATTERS 402 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,200 HE EXHALES HEAVILY 403 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,000 CUTLERY CLINKS 404 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,400 See? You're eating it. 405 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,200 You know it's my job to teach you these things? 406 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,519 What? 407 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,039 Am I supposed to, er, let you grow up thinking it's OK 408 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,919 to reject food that your host has cooked for you? 409 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,679 What kind of father would that make me? 410 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,730 Huh. 411 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,710 Seriously, what kind of father would that make me? 412 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,840 Feel that? 413 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,959 Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice... 414 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,919 Oh! Oh, ho, ho! 415 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,799 - Wow! - Did you feel that? 416 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,840 Yeah. 417 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,840 SHE LAUGHS 418 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,879 I think... 419 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,840 I think his feet must be down there... 420 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,719 ..which means he's moving. 421 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,399 Oh! Oh! 422 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,799 Was that a big one? 423 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,959 Oh, God, yeah. 424 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,680 SHE CHUCKLES 425 00:31:29,811 --> 00:31:33,719 - TO HIMSELF: - Nah, I mean, I can't wait. 426 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,520 Genuinely cannot wait... 427 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,719 Can you stop that? 428 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,719 Stop what? 429 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,160 DANIEL TALKS INDISTINCTLY 430 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,039 Well, I'll probably come to yours at night. 431 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,759 Hour and a half, yeah. 432 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,640 I've still got some stuff and I can... 433 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,839 So...stretch suits. 434 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,160 Yep. 435 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,840 What's a stretch suit? 436 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,039 OK, so, it's like... 437 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,679 It's like it covers all his body? 438 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,160 Yeah - on cold days, bedtime. 439 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,760 HE SIGHS 440 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,610 Bootees... 441 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,839 ..socks. What the fuck are bootees? 442 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,079 Shoes? 443 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,320 Yeah, shoes. 444 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,919 Just call them shoes. 445 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,239 SHE CHUCKLES 446 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,879 He's got his big coat. 447 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,799 - What about his cashmere? - Oh, shut up. 448 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,159 - What? - He won't wear cashmere. 449 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,919 He won't take clothes, he won't take my thermals... 450 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,919 Of course he won't take your bloody thermals! 451 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,359 He needs layers! 452 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,479 Would you have worn your dad's thermals?! 453 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,600 THEY LAUGH 454 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,199 People are like, "Great - you're pregnant." 455 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,119 - Oh, my God. - Now you can forget about it, put all that behind you. 456 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,079 Yeah, cos it's easy, right? 457 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,999 Shrug it off. 458 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,360 HE SCOFFS 459 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,640 We'll be sat here when we're 80 and we'll still be thinking about them. 460 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,959 This is great. 461 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,319 Oh, good. 462 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,840 This'll really set me up. 463 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,399 Is that all the bacon? 464 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,120 No. 465 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,599 Yeah, Maya was like, "It's going to be amazing." 466 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,279 HE SNORTS 467 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,599 I just kind of nod and...and do that smile. 468 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,999 - I know that smile. - Yeah, it's great. 469 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,480 You do that to me. 470 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,479 HE LAUGHS 471 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,280 - Only when you're being boring. - SHE CHUCKLES 472 00:34:18,281 --> 00:34:21,879 We don't know if he's going to be healthy 473 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,400 or whatever when he comes out. 474 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,480 What's he going to be like? 475 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,359 - Who's he going to be like? - Hmm. 476 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,079 Oil? 477 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,600 Don't need it. 478 00:34:41,721 --> 00:34:43,839 The fat from the bacon... 479 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,600 - It cooks in its own fat. - Exactly! Huh? 480 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,199 Eggs. 481 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,319 Right, you've got three options - fried, boiled, scrambled, poached. 482 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,680 That's four. 483 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,879 THEY LAUGH 484 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,930 Mum! 485 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,160 - Mum! - Lisa! 486 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,520 There's no way of knowing who he's going to be. 487 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,839 I guess I'm worried about the birth itself. 488 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,799 No, it's fine. 489 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,719 I'm going to breathe through the pain. 490 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,000 Hmm. 491 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,120 Yeah. 492 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,839 The...the pain can be quite extreme, though, can't it? 493 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,120 Yes, which is why I plan to breathe through it. 494 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,199 God, it's all so terrifying. 495 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,879 I-I'm going to have to...hold her hand, sleep in a chair... 496 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,519 listen to her screaming. 497 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,240 You've got ear plugs. 498 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,280 Yeah, but you're so loud. 499 00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:18,199 Well, we're not worried at all, are we? 500 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,999 Nah. Easy. 501 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,959 We like to keep positive, don't we? 502 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,959 Yeah, we're really positive people. 503 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,119 Especially me. 504 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,200 STEPHEN LAUGHS 505 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,920 All right? 506 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,119 What are you doing here? 507 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,919 LAUGHING: Same as you, I reckon. 508 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,520 I hope not, for your sake. 509 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,399 THEY CHUCKLE 510 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,690 Oh, careful of the pint! Careful of the pint! 511 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,639 It's been a while. 512 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,039 Yeah, no, what's it been? Like...a few months? 513 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,239 - More than a few. - Well, time flies when you're having fun. 514 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,599 HE LAUGHS 515 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,830 Always having fun, mate, always having fun. 516 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,839 You look good, mate. 517 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,960 Thanks for noticing. 518 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,959 THEY LAUGH 519 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,039 You noticing how I look now? 520 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,200 THEY LAUGH 521 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,199 Do I need to be worried? 522 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,080 Oh, yeah, you do, actually. 523 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,079 DAVE LAUGHS 524 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,799 - You need to be very worried. - Uh-oh! 525 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,439 THEY LAUGH 526 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,479 Uh-oh is right. 527 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,960 THEY LAUGH 528 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,199 Happy birthday, mate. 529 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,200 Hey, you all right? We're going to get another drink. 530 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,599 So how you been? 531 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,919 Ah! You following me? 532 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,200 THEY LAUGH 533 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,199 Always following you. 534 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,119 I'm like a bad smell. 535 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,960 Yeah, I wondered what it was. 536 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:18,079 How's everything with Amanda and...Olive? 537 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,719 Olive, yeah. 538 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,599 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,519 All good, mate. All good. 540 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,879 It's all just like... 541 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,880 - Yeah, no, photos, yeah. - Ha-ha. 542 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,680 Great about your baby. 543 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,759 - Ah, yeah. - Congratulations. - Thanks, yeah. 544 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,119 - Is it congratulations, or...? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, yeah. 545 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,680 Great. 546 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,679 We haven't really been telling anyone. 547 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,959 - No, that's great, mate. - We didn't want to tempt fate... 548 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,359 No, no. Er, Matt mentioned it and... 549 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,319 - Yeah. - What have you done? Well, we've... 550 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,839 HE LAUGHS 551 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,280 I know, right? 552 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,279 THEY CHUCKLE 553 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,559 Yeah, commiserations. Your life's over. 554 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,839 THEY CHUCKLE 555 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,200 Enjoy it while you can. 556 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,199 THEY CHUCKLE LESS 557 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,120 - BARMAN: - Who's...? Yeah? - Oh, it's her. 558 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,919 No, actually, we've been trying for a while. 559 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,279 No bad thing. 560 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,039 One way to get her to sleep with you. 561 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,840 HE LAUGHS 562 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,719 It's been a difficult time, to be honest, cos... 563 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,439 Cos we actually...managed to get pregnant before. 564 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,119 Er, yeah, er, can I get four pints... Do you want one? 565 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,519 - I'll get 'em. - No, I'll get 'em. 566 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,279 - No, no, come on, I'll get 'em. - No, I'll get 'em. 567 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,759 No, no, come on, I'll get 'em. 568 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,159 No, I'm getting a round. Peroni? 569 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,399 I'll get the next one. 570 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,999 Er, five pints of Peroni and a Guinness, please. 571 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,479 Thanks. 572 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,840 No. 573 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,839 So you were...you were trying and...? 574 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,560 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 575 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,800 It's been tricky, really, bit of a tricky time. 576 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,970 And... 577 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,080 ..we actually got pregnant three times previously but... 578 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,560 Erm... 579 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,560 Yeah. 580 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,679 Oh, right. 581 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,120 Yeah. 582 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,840 That must have been hard for Lisa. 583 00:40:45,841 --> 00:40:49,519 - Yeah. - That must have been really tough for her. 584 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,000 Yeah, really tough. 585 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,279 - But she'll be all right. - Yeah. Nah, of course. 586 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,519 Yeah, she's a tough one. 587 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,600 THEY LAUGH 588 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,600 Scary woman. 589 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,680 Thanks. 590 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,879 At least it's all over now. 591 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,959 You're going to have a baby, so... 592 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,160 Mm. 593 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,239 Yeah. No, hopefully. 594 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,359 Yeah. 595 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,840 You can put it all behind you. 596 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:25,359 I bet you were...you were strong, though, were you? 597 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,120 Nothing can knock the big guy. 598 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,240 Er... 599 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,440 Er, not really. 600 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,879 I tried to...to be, like, positive and stuff, 601 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,559 be, like, the strong one, but... 602 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,879 HE EXHALES HEAVILY 603 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,239 Yeah. 604 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,840 Didn't really work. 605 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,080 Sometimes... 606 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,359 I think you...you do something... 607 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,839 because it seems like obviously the right thing to do, 608 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,079 and even though you...you've thought about it, 609 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,079 and you've thought about it from, like, 610 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:14,880 all the different angles that you think there is... 611 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,679 ..and it still just turns out to be 612 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,880 a...fucking...catastrophe. 613 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 It's fun, innit? 614 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,880 Oh, yeah, it's great. 615 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,879 HE LAUGHS 616 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,640 I love it. 617 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,640 THEY LAUGH 618 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,039 You're all right, mate. 619 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,479 Yeah, yeah, nah. 620 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,879 HE LAUGHS 621 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,959 THEY CHUCKLE 622 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,800 Ah... 623 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,719 - WOMAN: - Here you are. 624 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,359 - Thanks. - Oh, er, thanks. 625 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,960 THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY 626 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,919 A few more of these. 627 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,120 - LAUGHING: - Always. 628 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,880 STEPHEN CLEARS THROAT 629 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,359 Yeah, he's...he's nearly ready. 630 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,999 Daniel! 631 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,320 Your dad! 632 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,279 - Come in. - I'm good. 633 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,039 It's cold. Come in. 634 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,159 I'm good. 635 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,439 Simon's out. 636 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,839 I'm good. 637 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,319 OK. 638 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,080 What are you even doing up there?! 639 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,159 What can we see? 640 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,800 What can we see on the bus? 641 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,080 Very peaceful. 642 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,999 How old? 643 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,720 - 14 months. - Oh, amazing. 644 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,720 I'm on my own, so... 645 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,559 Tell me about it. I've got two. 646 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,439 - Two? - Yeah. 647 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,359 I don't live with them, sadly. 648 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,359 It's not my choice, but... 649 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,159 Oh, that's really hard. 650 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,479 Yeah, I miss 'em like... 651 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,600 HE SIGHS 652 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,240 So you're a single dad, then? 653 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,559 If you want to know if I'm single, you could just ask me if I'm single. 654 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,759 - Sorry, I didn't mean... - No, I'm kidding. 655 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,810 THEY CHUCKLE 656 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,200 Hey. 657 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,799 Hello. 658 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,479 SHE CHUCKLES 659 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,399 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. 660 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,679 BABY VOCALISES 661 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,960 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. 662 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,359 BABY VOCALISES 663 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,480 Hey, hey! 664 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,650 Stephen. 665 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,080 Stephen... 666 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,320 ..I think I'm having contractions. 667 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,159 You all right? 668 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,840 I'm having contractions. 669 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,119 - Jesus fucking Christ. - No, it's... 670 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,080 Come on. 671 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,159 Can you stop looking at me? 672 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,760 I'm not looking at you. 673 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,600 LAUGHING: Stop looking at me! 674 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,159 Oh, God. 675 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,759 I'm fine! 676 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:49,120 Everyone's...always over-reacting at everything. 677 00:46:49,121 --> 00:46:53,239 People have been giving birth for thousands of years... 678 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,719 - LAUGHING: - Yeah. 679 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:59,559 They think it's going to be hard, so they make it hard. 680 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,399 Whereas this is like... 681 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,800 - It's a natural process. - Yeah. 682 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,759 How hard can it be? 683 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,600 SHE MOANS QUIETLY 684 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,999 Er... 685 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,960 That's ten minutes since the last one. 686 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,360 You good? 687 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,159 Yeah, no, I've got this. 688 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,879 You got the car seat? 689 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,479 Remember your breathing. 690 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,239 Don't have to remind me to...breathe. 691 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,960 SHE MOANS AND EXHALES HEAVILY 692 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,200 Hooh... 693 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,519 Oh, wait, wait. 694 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,160 - Yeah? - Yeah. 695 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,039 They were every five minutes. 696 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,639 Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes. 697 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,959 But now they've dropped to... 698 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,279 Yeah, cos of the car journey, now about every eight minutes, 699 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,999 And they're... They are shorter. 700 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,920 They've dropped to 40, 45 seconds. 701 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,840 What does that mean? 702 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,520 Should've left them in the car. 703 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,320 Oh, yeah. 704 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,680 SHE MOANS QUIETLY 705 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,720 KNOCK ON DOOR 706 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,719 Hi, sorry, er, my... 707 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,439 my wife's having contractions in the corridor and, er, 708 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,399 I was just wondering, is there's any chance of her having a room? 709 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,119 She's Lisa. 710 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,799 One moment, please. 711 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,320 Thank you. 712 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:09,000 INDISTINCT CHAT AND LAUGHTER 713 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,599 Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor. 714 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,639 Yeah, she's on the list, so when a delivery room becomes available, 715 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,439 - she will be given it. - Yeah, I know, but she's literally 716 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,719 a woman giving birth in a corridor. 717 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,440 Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out of my arse. 718 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,760 Yep. No, I see that. 719 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,919 What did they say? 720 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,439 Er, yeah, they were great, actually. 721 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,680 Really understanding. 722 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,679 OK. 723 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,730 So, er... 724 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,159 Twix? 725 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,800 Banana? 726 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,399 Oh, sorry. 727 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,679 Might have a Twirl. I haven't had a Twirl in ages. 728 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,359 Do you prefer a Twirl or a Flake? 729 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,199 - You have to make a bit of a plan before you eat a Flake. - Oh, God. 730 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,520 Oh... Go... 731 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,519 MOANING CRESCENDOS 732 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,279 Yep. Yep, yep, yep. 733 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,120 Ooh! 734 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,800 Can I get you anything? 735 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,440 HE CHUCKLES 736 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:13,559 SHE MOANS 737 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,000 SHE BREATHES DEEPLY 738 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,240 WRAPPER RUSTLES 739 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,480 WRAPPER RUSTLES 740 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:12,320 SHE WHIMPERS 741 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,119 SHE MOANS QUIETLY 742 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,080 SHE INHALES DEEPLY 743 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,880 You made me feel so big 744 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,439 - - HE SOBS 745 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,199 746 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,520 SHE MOANS 747 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,519 748 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,159 749 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,920 SHE WAILS 750 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,919 751 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,519 SHE WAILS CONTINUOUSLY 752 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,639 We were drinking less 753 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:14,959 SHE WAILS 754 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,039 Come on, come on, come on! 755 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,719 756 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,119 757 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,639 758 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,999 759 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,920 You've got a baby boy! 760 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,560 761 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,559 BABY CRIES 762 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,880 763 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:40,760 764 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,919 765 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,040 Hello. 766 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,039 SHE LAUGHS 767 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:55,200 768 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,519 About me... 769 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,359 We were waiting to meet you. 770 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,600 When you were small 771 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:15,199 772 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,999 THEY SNIFF 773 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:22,560 774 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,640 775 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,719 776 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,239 Well done. Congratulations. 777 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:36,999 In the morning 778 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,359 779 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:46,240 780 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:57,280 You used to sleep on my chest 781 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:03,159 782 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:08,680 783 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:17,839 You used to look at me 784 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:22,319 About me 785 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,600 When you were small 786 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:36,239 With your mates tonight 787 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:40,599 After two pints 788 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,079 789 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,639 790 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,360 791 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:55,520 THEY EXHALE HEAVILY 792 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,400 BABY CROAKS 793 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:16,119 BABY VOCALS 794 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,360 BABY CRIES 795 00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:27,480 CRYING INTENSIFIES 796 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:36,919 BABY WAILS 797 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,640 Oh, fuck. 798 00:57:38,690 --> 00:57:43,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0